Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Convection Or Conventional Oven?

The most used lies!!

Let's see if anyone feels alluded to some of them:

1) I do not get your text message

2) I is no credit

3) No battery had

4) Not You, me

5) is the first time I passes

6) I was not

7) The next week I do not take more

8) Tomorrow I start the gym

9) Next year I put the batteries

10) The next payment I

11) In 5 minutes I am ...

12) wanted to go ... but I could not

13) Tomorrow I start the diet

14) Naa, I do not like things that tickled me for my birthday

15) I'm not that kind of people

16) After fix ...

17) I'll be back sooner ...

18) I'm going ...

19) then I do ...

20) I looked and I was not ...

21) Do not know why I got fat, but as nothing ...

22) Naaaaa not bother me ......

23) What matters is inner beauty

24) I swear I do not tell anyone ...

25) What is it love? ... NOTHING.

26) I am a virgin

27) I liked you from the first moment I saw you

28) I'm not jealous

29) Do not pretend orgasms

30) It will not hurt

31) Call me in five minutes I'm in a meeting

33) We're only friends

34) I was calling Just

35) not that I forget ... I had no time

36) Although you get fat like 30 pounds I want to

37) I am eager to meet your parents.

38) I can not, I have to do practical work.

39) It takes a lot of the collective

40) Do not worry, I'll call you or I send sms

41) I forgot my wallet

42) I was never unfaithful

43) You're not fat, they re good.

44) I never got your email

45) I swear I thought I met today ...

46) is nice that you
remerita

45) CAME JUST MESSAGE ME, ANDA MAL INSURANCE COMPANY PHONE

46) I overslept

47) did not hear the phone.

48) You're the best in bed.

49) I'm not fart, I'm glad nothing more

50) Nothing happens at all ever happens

51) You got guys ?"... "Siii.

52) I can not, I have to study.

53) If I warned before leaving.

54) Next I.

55) can you tell me in good times and bad

56) I did not throw the fart

57) I DO NOT REMOVE THE MSN, VOS ME also
Appear Offline

58) Pucha che ... did not have to buy anything ...

59) I was just thinking of you!

60) Do not I have sex on the first date.

61) I'm different / a

62) Please wait, we will see shortly

63) Never Again

64) DO NOT WANT THE FRIENDSHIP shit

65) In my shot and I had told him not

66) I'm home alone. NO PASA NADA, COME, SEE A MOVIE

67) NO ANDA the little camera I

68) was a fart, I swear I
acuerdooo

69) (after losing your football team) "I do not give more, like 6 months ago that game."

70) Now
back

71) You look well re haircut ...

72) I told a friend, you do not know.


73) And I can charge you ... you're friend that I will make another price ...

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